lesbianshepard:

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millennial-review:

(via theblissburns)

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Oh this is ON

Heres what I need in terms of supplies:

• Money (prolly not until I get to the point that more people have signed up tho)
• 3 megaphones
• Defense items for the front line
• Toothpaste toothbrushes and soap
• Kids books (spanish and english)
• Places where these kids can temporarily stay until we get in touch with their parents

Obviously not all of these are 100% necessary but it would all make our goals a lot easier

Heres what you can do if you cant provide resources:

• Show up!
• Reblog or spread the Facebook event
• Tell your friends and family
• Join the discord
• Become a co-organizer (DM me)
• Send emails to different left wing organizations, protest organizations, and/or immigration focused organizations (DM me first)
• Drive, offer carpools (DM me)
• Spanish translators (DM me)
• Help me contact parents (DM me)
• Help fundraise (DM me)
• Offer whatever forms of help you can think of (DM me)
• Bring the weed for your car. I’m just kidding obviously… unless… lmao nah… or??? 😏🤨🤔😎
• Bring your best attitude! Be ready for anything.

Reblogging this to here because I have an OKAY amount of followers here. Please don’t scroll past and reblog to help if you aren’t able to do much /: I know it sucks feeling useless with this stuff, but spreading it so people show up is important

(via randamir)

prokopetz:

penguinsdemise:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

More favourite tropes:

• A bureaucratic institution has established forms and procedures for an extraordinarily unlikely event
  
  
• A character saves the day using a skill they have no excuse for knowing, which they claim to have learned through a mundane hobby or profession
  
  
• Explaining something patently absurd in a very matter-of-fact way, particularly while referring to the person receiving the explanation as “sir”
  
  
• A specific object or substance that’s needed to overcome a great danger proves to have been on hand all along in an unrecognised form
  
  
• A janitor, plumber, or other tradesperson reveals that they’re already aware of some esoteric threat and have dealt with it before
  
  
• An existential threat is accidentally averted in the course of dealing with an unrelated and much less serious problem
  

@indecisofan replied:

Can you prety prety please do more of these i love them.

I’ve done like a million of ‘em already. A few past highlights:

• Shipping tropes
  
• Size/scale tropes
• Tabletop RPG tropes
• Dialogue meme tropes
  
• Weirdly specific tropes
  
• Characterisation tropes
  
• Incongruity-based tropes
• Over/understatement tropes
  

When I saw ‘shipping tropes’ my first thought was ‘tropes about the transport of goods’. Not sure what this says about me.

Favourite shipping tropes:

• A courier shows up to deliver an addressed parcel to an unlikely location – e.g., on the Moon – with no clear indication of how they got there
  
  
• A postal worker casually evades or shrugs off various perils because Neither Rain Nor Snow Nor Et Cetera.
  
  
• A character is asked to sign for delivery of an extremely large number of something no reasonable person would ever need nearly that many of
  
  
• Enormous shipping containers that, when opened, prove to contain a single very small item
  
  
• A parcel service is contracted to deliver an item at a specific time and place decades or centuries hence and actually follows through
  
  
• A protagonist saves on transport or infiltrates a secure location by mailing themselves in a large crate
  
  
• Being tasked to deliver a box with strict instructions not to open it, and – of course – opening it to discover something that Changes Everything™
  
  
• A perilous or emotionally fraught confrontation interrupted by an indifferent postal worker looking for a signature
  
  
• A character accidentally falls into an open shipping container moments before it’s sealed for transport and is sent to some remote locale
  
  
• Address label mixups, particularly when it’s implausible that one of the parties involved would have a posted mailing address
  

good omens hits the vast majority of those shipping tropes

(via sauntering-vaguely-downwards)

persbaderse:

guys amazon is just a half-decent storefront at best and not supporting them is so easy. 

like ooo look, a cute mug i want

amazon includes the seller

all you have to do is look up the item and the seller and oh look i found it elsewhere for cheaper, no amazon worker had to suffer for my passing whims

BOYCOT PRIME DAY

SUPPORT THE WORKERS STRIKE

(via sweaters-for-gays)

lehufflepug:

Do you ever just

rip
but!! YOU ARE AN EXCEEDINGLY TALENTED PERSON WHO DESERVES THE WORLD!!!!! 

(via lehufflepug)

useless-denmarkfacts:

this is so sad alexa play igen & igen

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

drinkspill:

2017 better be nice to my mom

2018 better be nice to my mom

2019 better be nice to my mom

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